Thursday, May 11, 2006




Lessons for crafters

I thought I'd give you folks a few important lessons in crafting now that you are on your own, no Claire to guide you.
Lesson number one, as demonstrated in the photo, always use a pattern when knitting a sweater, and always measure twice before starting the project. If you don't follow these rules, you may end up with a sweater that is far too small, and then you'll be just as embarrassed as the poor girl in the photo.
Lesson number two, be careful, don't prick yourself with the needle, it hurts. and get regular manicure, when you are a crafter, people always look at your hands.
Lesson number three, if you have a lasso, use it.

just in case you missed seeing this happy little pic.

stars--they're just like us! except for their millions and millions of dollars, of course. and their personal trainers/groomers, live-in chefs, maids, managers, assistants, etc.

and, of course, their vapid, empty souls.

although william hung is/was kinda cool

Wednesday, May 03, 2006


the silent crafters.



family portrait.


not at all craft-related, but i just wanted to post something to get warmed up. photos from the last-ever craft night soon to come.


these are my neices and nephews: l-r

courtney, donovan, justin, quentin, maya.

p.s. wolfboy is the super-secret alias/feral child alter ego of one certain art writer, ex-planter type. he has a massive and long-running obsession with feral kids.