Lessons for crafters

I thought I'd give you folks a few important lessons in crafting now that you are on your own, no Claire to guide you.
Lesson number one, as demonstrated in the photo, always use a pattern when knitting a sweater, and always measure twice before starting the project. If you don't follow these rules, you may end up with a sweater that is far too small, and then you'll be just as embarrassed as the poor girl in the photo.
Lesson number two, be careful, don't prick yourself with the needle, it hurts. and get regular manicure, when you are a crafter, people always look at your hands.
Lesson number three, if you have a lasso, use it.